#CLEAN JOKES CRACK#

Q: What did the femur say to the patella?ĩ0. Q: “What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?”Ĩ8. Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?Ĩ6. Q: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Ī: You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!Ĩ5. Q: Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off?Ĩ4. Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?Ĩ1. Q: What do you call a South American girl who is always in a hurry?ħ9. What would you do if I stole a kiss? Call the Policeħ8. Q: Do you know why diarrhea is hereditary?Ī: Because it runs through your jeans. Q: Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?ħ7. Q: What kind of lights did Noah use on the Ark?ħ6. Q: Did you hear about the hairdresser?ħ5. Q: What do you get when you cross Sonic The Hedgehog and Curious George?Ħ2. Q: What do you get when you cross a fridge with a radio?Ħ1.

#CLEAN JOKES CRACK#

Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?Ī: One more crack like that and I’ll plaster ya!Ħ0. Q: What do you call a ghosts mom and dad?ĥ8. Q: What did the daddy chimney say to the baby chimney?ĥ7. Q: What do you get when you plant kisses?ĥ6.

Q: What do you call a dentist in the army?ĥ5. Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?ĥ4. Q: Who can shave 10 times a day and still have a beard?ĥ3. Q: What did the hamburger name his daughter?ĥ2. Q: Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?Ĥ9. Q: Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?Ĥ8. Q: What kind of shoes do all spies wear?Ĥ7. Q: How do you communicate with a fish?Ĥ5.

Q: Why is Basketball such a messy sport?Ĥ4. Q: Why did the tree go to the dentist?Ĥ3. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who gave her cat a bath?Ī: She still hasn’t gotten all the hair off her tongue.Ĥ2. Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?ģ8. Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?ģ7. Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?ģ6. Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite place on a computer?ģ5. Q: What did the tailor think of her new job?ģ4. Q: When do you stop at green and go at red?ģ3. Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?ģ2. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?ģ1. Q: What kind of jokes do you make in the shower?ģ0. Q: What do you call a window that raps?Ģ7.

Q: What did one elevator say to the other elevator?Ī: I think I’m coming down with something!Ģ4. Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?Ī: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!Ģ3. Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?Ģ2. Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?Ģ1. Q: Did you hear about the angry pancake?Ģ0. Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?ġ9. Q: What do you call a computer that sings?ġ7. Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?ġ6. Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?ġ5. Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?ġ4. Q: What three candies can you find in every school?ġ3. Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?ġ2. Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?Ī: Because she couldn’t control her pupilsġ1. Q: What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move?ġ0. Q: What washes up on very small beaches?ĩ. Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?Ĩ. Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?ĥ. Q: What happens if life gives you melons?Ĥ. Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalized?Ī: Reports say it was due to too many strokes.Ī: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.ģ. Enjoy our list of funny clean jokes, we hope you’ll find them interesting. These are funny and clean jokes that you can say at any time at any time and anywhere without the fear of abusing or insulting someone unknowingly. Some of these jokes can teach you good things as well as make you laugh. Nevertheless, these jokes are healthy and good for both the young and old and even the kids. Who said that clean jokes can’t be funny? We can prove you wrong because we have made a compilation of clean and yet funny jokes.

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